January 2011
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
kalimadevi:
gelleee:
it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS.
how the fuck does that happen
OMG my eyes are watering. #IFUCKINGLOVETROLL
Jay cutler
That puff is the cowardly lion. Put em up, put em up!!!!!
“The Packers won, word. Now maybe my boss’s boss will tell his boss...”
– Random quote
Levels of sexual arousal and momentum:
q One - erection without stimulation
q Two - stimulation without the feeling of possible ejaculation
q Three - stimulation with a controlled felling of pleasure and little or no feeling of ejaculation
q Four - feelings of ejaculation
q Five - actual ejaculatory spasms
I am sorry that you are puff and you girl takes three at a time. Shots, shots, shots
Do you ever wonder if the world would miss u if you disappeared. If not, why?
Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.
“We refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt.”
– The Reverend, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (via chancegarrickwilliams)
What is the difference between a good leader and a bad leader? Are we at fault if we follow a bad leader?
People with fragile egos, who can never accept criticism or dissenting opinions, make horrible bosses. WE ARE NOT HERE TO VALIDTE YOUR IRRATIONAL IDEAS.
I can understand how that can be frustrating………..
Hey, hey the wicked witch of the east is done, bye, bye Brady, tell your hot wife I said hi! Go packers!!!!!!$!! F the bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It looks like the recession has hit the miss America contest. The contestants were busted and disgusted.
Portland
The city where young people go to retire.
